„I need you to sign this binding agreement, that you acknowledge that you said no, that you do not want dessert and that you renounce any pretensions to mine.“ Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are delighted with the possibility of a free trade agreement between the United States and the European Union. „Now, after this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems.“ „Do people really know each other? No no. That`s why they get married to formalize the ignorant. „Wait – I have an app that creates a towel on which the terms of the contract can be written. The Trans-Pacific Partnership! Negotiate in secret! No contributions from labour organizations, consumers or the environment….